luigiisgod:

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight 
gf: yeah they are
me: you know who else is beautiful though? 
gf: *blushes* who 
me: luigi 

tseilot:

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

readyfreddie:

Freddie’s profile ♥

softblackgirl:

when ur trying to practice self care but you’re lowkey pleading for death’s mercy

dan-draper:

imsoofuckingsad:

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

tempting

ghoullly:

“Hey, what are you drawing? Can I see i–”

i8yurcookie:

i8yurcookie:

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it